What is a "Cult-Neutral" Consultant, and why does everyone keep telling me to get one?

The CDLLC Alliance consists entirely of Cult-Neutral Consultants.

huh?

Think of Vendor Neutral consultants- they have no motivation to sell you THEIR single product. Vendor Neutral consultants can properly align their objectives with your business goals.

So here is the deal about Culure Neutral Consultants: All great businesses- ranging from Google, to Yahoo, W. L. Gore & Associates, Inc. (Goretex), Microsoft, Apple, Adobe, all the way to Hilton and McDonalds- have unique, highly effective, deeply engrained, corporate cultures based on mutal trust and team building exercises.

At CDLLC, we celebrate individuality. It has been found that when we allow each team member to do things as s/he pleases- let each member "shine"- a very natural, collaborative, interdependant and synergistic system begins to form.... a self-organizing system, like in nature.

The fun thing about being Culture-Neutral, or a cult-neutral consultant, is that CDLLC's team gets to join its client''s teams for jusst a little while, and enjoy the richness of your company's unique corporate culture (While, of course, solving your IT problems, whatever they may be: typically making your www properties, including intranets, extranets, and portals, better.)

That's the joy in it. How can a consultant burn out if s/he never settles? CDLLC's team members find joy not only in constant stimulation, but also satisfaction from producing highly effective, high-quality work: whether it be streamlining your businsess processes, hooking up a web-commerce system to your existing inventory/fulfillment systems, establishing and secure, password-protected, employees-only intranet, complete with central document repository and user/group-based security (for example, "sales group" might not need to access the documents belonging to "budget committee.") Anything that allows us to make your business better is our pleasure.... whatever the task, CDLLC members take great pride and derive much joy from servicing you well.

Anyway I love this stuff. Anyone interested in a shot at joining the cult-free team, contact jobs@cdllc.la.

Anyone who needs to figure out how to derive value, even if not by direct sales, or measure ROI from their website, contact info@crockettdunn.com.